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George Carlin

George Carlin

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All songs George Carlin

1

The Suicide Guy

George Carlin • 2006

2

Interview with Jesus

George Carlin • 1981

3

I Like People

George Carlin • 2008

4

Coast-to-Coast Emergency

George Carlin • 2006

5

Old Fuck

George Carlin • 2008

6

Things We Say When People Die

George Carlin • 2008

7

Dumb Americans

George Carlin • 2006

8

Every Child Is Special

George Carlin • 2008

9

Today's Professional Parents

George Carlin • 2008

10

The Self-Esteem Movement

George Carlin • 2008

11

Dead Parents Helping

George Carlin • 2008

12

He's Smiling Down

George Carlin • 2008

13

Extreme Human Behavior

George Carlin • 2006

14

People Refuse to Be Realistic

George Carlin • 2008

15

A Couple of Other Questions

George Carlin • 2008

16

Parents in Hell

George Carlin • 2008

17

Kids and Parents

George Carlin • 1999

18

Children Are Our Future

George Carlin • 2008

19

Raisin' a Child Is Not Difficult

George Carlin • 2008

20

The All-Suicide Tv Channel

George Carlin • 2006

21

Posthumous Female Transplants

George Carlin • 2006

22

Goin' Through My Address Book

George Carlin • 2008

23

Values (How Much Is That Dog Crap in the Window?)

George Carlin • 1992

24

Heavy Mysteries

George Carlin • 1992

25

Wasted Time - Sharing a Swallow

George Carlin • 1992

26

The Confessional

George Carlin • 1992

27

I Used To Be Irish Catholic

George Carlin • 1992

28

Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television

George Carlin • 1992

29

Special Dispensation - Heaven, Hell, Purgatory And Limbo

George Carlin • 1992

30

Gun Enthusiasts

George Carlin • 2001

31

Autoerotic Asphyxia

George Carlin • 2006

32

Muhammad Ali - America The Beautiful

George Carlin • 1992

33

Guys Named Todd

George Carlin • 2001

34

Pyramid of the Hopeless

George Carlin • 2006

35

NASA-Holes

George Carlin • 2001

36

Why We Don't Need 10 Commandments

George Carlin • 2001

37

White Guys Who Shave Their Heads

George Carlin • 2001

38

Yeast Infection

George Carlin • 2006

39

Life's Little Moments

George Carlin • 1990

40

Don't Pull the Plug on Me

George Carlin • 1990

41

I Love My Dog

George Carlin • 1990

42

Three Little Words

George Carlin • 2006

43

Answering Machines

George Carlin • 2001

44

Hands-Free Telephone Headsets

George Carlin • 2001

45

Music on Answering Machines

George Carlin • 2001

46

Family Newsletters

George Carlin • 2001

47

A Modern Man

George Carlin • 2006

48

Organ Donor Programs

George Carlin • 1990

49

Singers with One Name

George Carlin • 2001

50

Euphemisms

George Carlin • 2021

51

Rich Guys in Hot Air Balloons

George Carlin • 2001

52

They're Only Words

George Carlin • 1990

53

People Who Wear Visors

George Carlin • 2001

54

Some People Are Stupid

George Carlin • 1990

55

People Who Misuse Credit Cards

George Carlin • 2001

56

You & Me (Things That Come off Your Body)

George Carlin • 2001

57

Feminist Blowjob

George Carlin • 2021

58

I Ain't Afraid of Cancer

George Carlin • 1990

59

Traffic Accidents–Keep Movin'!

George Carlin • 2001

60

Things You Never See

George Carlin • 2021

61

Baby Slings

George Carlin • 2001

62

Motivation Seminars

George Carlin • 2001

63

Things You Don't Wanna Hear

George Carlin • 1990

64

Good Ideas

George Carlin • 1990

65

People Who Oughta Be Killed: Self-Help Books

George Carlin • 2001

66

Parents of Honor Students

George Carlin • 2001

67

Telephone Mimes

George Carlin • 2001

68

Things You Never Hear

George Carlin • 1990

69

"My Daddy"

George Carlin • 2001

70

Asshole, Jackoff, Scumbag

George Carlin • 1981

71

The Opening

George Carlin • 2001

72

Offensive Language

George Carlin • 1990

73

Sixth Announcements

George Carlin • 1981

74

Abortion

George Carlin • 1981

75

Proud to Be an American

George Carlin • 2008

76

God Bless America

George Carlin • 2008

77

Swearing on the Bible

George Carlin • 2008

78

Takin' off Yer Hat

George Carlin • 2008

79

You Have No Rights

George Carlin • 2008

80

Stupid Bullshit on the Phone

George Carlin • 2008

81

In a Coma

George Carlin • 2008

82

Class Clown

George Carlin • 1992

83

What a Phone Call Should Be

George Carlin • 2008

84

They Want to Show You the Pictures

George Carlin • 2008

85

Stupid Bullshit

George Carlin • 2008

86

No One Questions Things

George Carlin • 2008

87

The Hair Piece

George Carlin • 1992

88

Their Kids!

George Carlin • 2008

89

Just Enough Bullshit

George Carlin • 2008

90

Free-Floating Hostility

George Carlin • 1996

91

Sanctity of Life

George Carlin • 1996

92

Farting in Public

George Carlin • 1996

93

Familiar Expressions

George Carlin • 1996

94

State Prison Farms

George Carlin • 1996

95

Capital Punishment

George Carlin • 1996

96

Special Dispensation: Heaven, Hell, Purgatory and Limbo

George Carlin • 1972

97

Wasting Time: Sharing a Swallow

George Carlin • 1972

98

Advertising Lullabye

George Carlin • 1999

99

Values (How Much Is That Dog Crap in the Window?) / Shoot Is Shit ...

George Carlin • 1972

100

Class Clown - Bi-Labial Fricative / Attracting Attention / Squeamish

George Carlin • 1972

101

Businessmen

George Carlin • 1999

102

American Bullshit

George Carlin • 1999

103

Names

George Carlin • 1999

104

Angels

George Carlin • 2021

105

Religion

George Carlin • 2021

106

Cigars

George Carlin • 1999

107

There is No God

George Carlin • 2021

108

Harley Davidson

George Carlin • 1999

109

TV Tonight

George Carlin • 1999

110

How's Everybody Doin'?

George Carlin • 1999

111

Minority Language

George Carlin • 1999

112

House of Blues

George Carlin • 1999

113

Man Stuff

George Carlin • 1999

114

Airport Security

George Carlin • 1999

115

Fear of Germs

George Carlin • 1999

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