Raisin' a Child Is Not Difficult - George Carlin

Raising a child is not difficult.

They try to make it into this mysterious, difficult task.

Nothing to it.

Easiest thing in the world to raise a kid if you follow the steps.

First step, you take the kid and you put him out on the street corner, and you leave him there.

You come back a week later.

If the kid is still there, you’ve got yourself a stupid fucking kid.

Then you just proceed from that point.

It’s all bullshit, folks.

It’s all bullshit, and it’s bad for you.