How's Everybody Doin'? - George Carlin

Thank you… So let me ask you something.

Let me ask you how’s everybody doing tonight huh?

Good well fuck you!

Just trying to make you feel at home.

Now listen… I’ve been out here all this time and I haven’t been complaining about anything yet so I think it’s time to go into the complaint department.

This is just a series of things that are pissing me off.

Okay?

A series of things that are pissing me off cause I don’t have pet peeves, I have major psychotic fucking hatreds.

Okay?

And it makes the world a lot easier to sort out.