"My Daddy" - George Carlin

Here are some more people who ought to be smashed across the face repeatedly with a piece of heavy mining equipment These grown men, grown men who refer to their fathers as my daddy.

You know yeah.

You hear a lot of this stupid shit in the South these rebel assholes.

My daddy my daddy my daddy.

Well you know what my daddy used to say.

My daddy used to say blah.

Blah.

Blah.

Blah.

Oh.

He did.

Did he?

Well.

Wasn’t that fucking enlightening.

My daddy used to say fuck your daddy.

Fuck your daddy in his wrinkled.

Rusted rural country asshole.

Grow up Billy Joe Carl Bob Danny Frank, you’re not six any more.

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