Crazy Titch - Stormzy

Yo, gang

Yes, my brother

You still don’t sound sure

Na, na I’m in the booth right now, right now

I’m in here right now

Alright, let’s start then

Alright, look, let’s just get one thing clear, I don’t fuck about

I am the certi one

I am the one that they call 'Gangster of Grime'

I don’t like it but I don’t mind it

But I need everyone to know and I’m not just talking about the hood,

I’m not just talking about the basics

I’m talking about the whole island of this country, needs to understand what is

about to happen

If you put all bias aside, Stormzy has to be Neo, he has to be

So therefore that makes me Morpheus, so I’m telling the council right now

This kid, no joke, real, you can hate him all you want

This kid has to be seeing the game in zeros and ones

Like it’s not normal, it’s, it’s not normal

So #MERKY, #PROBLEM, #WICKEDSKENGMAN

My bro

Na, I like that one, no I like that one and I don’t even know what a hashtag is,

I just know it’s proper merky

You know a hashtag’s a bit more advanced than me

But what people do need to understand is, you see anyone from my era of grime

need to recogniseThat if you cannot fathom that this guy’s about to take it

from a second rate genre to a first rate genre

Then you need to look at yourself and be ashamed

Seriously, you have to be ashamed

Because we started from the roots of this ting

Word

Now we’ve gone past the roots, it’s a whole digital age, we don’t need the

middle man

Mr. Smith is nearly obsolete, we don’t need those label ones again

Word, word

We can actually just shot it ourselves and cut through

So everyone needs to understand that when I’m telling you, and I’m certi',

my name’s Crazy Titch, I’m definitely one million percent certified

I know certi' guys from all over

Brum, Manchester, Notts, Sheffield, Leeds, Manny, Liverpool

These people all say the same thing, 'We don’t really even know what grime is

but we know who Stormzy is'

You know like, so, I don’t wanna hear man say 'I'm too gangster listening to

Stormzy'

Shut up, that’s a lie, you ain’t

You know them ones right there

Hahaha, word

Nah real talk, It just means you’re a hater, na real talk, it just means you’re

a hater

You know what, that’s what it is, this is my opinion and it is my opinion,

I don’t care what no one says

Real talk, those old guys that don’t wanna bring him in

Whatever man, fuck yourself man, you know like, real talk

My brother

Get a Coke and a smile man, seriously, don’t play them man there no mind brudda

All them other side crap guys better just shut their mouth, you get what I’m

trying to say?

Yeah man, there you go

Fucking Crazy Titch, my brother

Oi, listen, hahaha, oi!

What?!