Les restes - Manel

Durant la construcció d’un pàrquing

Sota la Plaça del Mercat

Han aparegut les restes d’un sarcòfag

Es desconeix el seu origen

No han transcendit gaires detalls

Però l’Ajuntament informa

Que el jaciment podria incloure

Peces de gran valor cultural

Tot i així, un testimoni que es manté en l’anonimat

Està posant en dubte la versió oficial

A última hora de la tarda només quedaven dos treballadors

El cap d’obra ha fet un crit perquè apaguessin el motor

Quan ha vist un objecte que brillava en el subsòl

I s’ha apropat per agafar-lo, ignorant els protocols

Li ha volgut treure la terra i l’ha fregat amb les mans

I l’objecte que brillava ha començat a tremolar

I de dins n’ha sortit un geni enorme, i s’ha agenollat

I li ha dit «amo, el que desitgis jo puc fer-ho realitat»

I el cap d’obra, en silenci

Després de pensar una estona

Finalment s’ha pronunciat:

Sempre he volgut tenir un superpoder

Sempre he volgut tenir un superpoder

I si pogués tenir un superpoder

Seria el de provocar a qui jo volgués

Que li comenci a regalimar pel front

Oli de sobrassada com si fos suor

During the construction of a car park

Under the Market Square

The remains of a sarcophagus have appeared

Its origin is unknown

Not many details have transpired

But the City Council reports

That the site could include

Pieces of great cultural value

However, a witness who remains anonymous

It is questioning the official version

In the late afternoon there were only two workers left

The construction manager shouted for the engine to be switched off

When he saw an object shining in the basement

And he approached to catch her, ignoring the protocols

He wanted to remove the earth and rubbed it with his hands

And the shining object began to tremble

And a huge genius came out of it and knelt down

And he said, "Master, whatever you want, I can make it happen."

And the foreman, in silence

After thinking for a while

Finally it was decided:

I’ve always wanted to have a superpower

I’ve always wanted to have a superpower

And if he could have a superpower

It would be to provoke whoever I wanted

Let him start dripping down his forehead

Sobrasada oil as if it were sweat