Un directiu em va acomiadar - Manel

Un cop a la setena planta vaig saludar a la secretaria

I hauria pogut fotre amb el peu la porta avall

Cridar: «he sentit que hem de parlar, doncs parla!»

O dir: «em sap greu, però t’equivoques i del tot

No has calculat que estic molt boig!

En guàrdia, en guàrdia!»

Quan vaig fer d’home respectable

Que entén que són coses que passen…

I un directiu, un directiu, em va acomiadar

I un directiu, un directiu, em va acomiadar

I hauria pogut portar un barret ben divertit

Reptar-lo a un duel i requerir l’espasa

O estirar-me dels cabells com posseït

Notar-lo ben acollonit, mirant-me, mirant-me

Quan acceptava i assentia

El senyor obedient que porto a dintre…

I un directiu, un directiu, em va acomiadar

I un directiu, un directiu, em va acomiadar

Jo l’obeïa i em va acomiadar!

I em va acomiadar, i em va acomiadar, i em va acomiadar!

I aquest va ser el punt i final

D’aquest vell conte al•lucinat

Que ensenyarà potser als petits

I distraurà, esperem, als grans

I aquí s’acaba la funció

El directiu i el nostre heroi

Us saluden, us saluden

Once on the seventh floor I greeted the secretary

And he could have kicked the door down

Shout, "I heard we had to talk, so talk!"

Or to say, "I'm sorry, but you're wrong

You didn't think I was crazy!

On guard, on guard! ”

When I was a respectable man

Who understands that these are things that happen…

And a manager, a manager, fired me

And a manager, a manager, fired me

And he could have worn a really fun hat

Challenge him to a duel and require a sword

Or pulling my hair out like I own

Notice him well-received, staring at me, staring at me

When he accepted and nodded

The obedient gentleman I carry inside…

And a manager, a manager, fired me

And a manager, a manager, fired me

I obeyed and he fired me!

And he fired me, and he fired me, and he fired me!

And that was the end of it

From this hallucinatory old tale

Maybe teach the little ones

And it will distract, hopefully, the big ones

And that's where the function ends

The manager and our hero

They greet you, they greet you