Dr. Kitch - Lord Kitchener

I am not a qualified physician

And I don’t want to give this injection

I am not a qualified physician

And I don’t want to give this injection

Dorothy is begging for trouble

She insist I should give her this needle

But, darling, one thing I want you know

Don’t blame me for where the needle go

I push it in

She pull it out

I push it back

She start to shout

Dr Kitch, you’re terrible

I can’t stand the size of your needle

She lied on in such a position

It was difficult to give this injection

She start holding on to the needle

Making me so uncomfortable

I said Darling can’t you be steady

I’m going to have it done very shortly

She said Dr Kitch I am sorry

But the size of the needle frighten me

I push it in

She pull it out

I push it back

She start to shout

Dr Kitch, it’s terrible

I can’t stand the size of your needle

She still wouldn’t lie down quietly

Constantly moving her body

So I slap her in the face with vexation

And I went on giving the injection

She screamed Doctor stop!

I can’t stand the pain!

I don’t think you’re inside the right vain

I said It’s your own fault you wouldn’t be told

The needle must be stick in the wrong hole

I push it in

She pull it out

I push it back

She start to shout

Dr Kitch, it’s terrible

I can’t stand the size of your needle

I pull it from that hole and start again

I have the needle now in the right vain

The needle just gone in half a inch

The stupid young lady start to clinch

Suddenly she ???

Doc I can feel the penicillin going in

I said You little fool what you do

You talk until the needle breaking you

I push it in

She pull it out

I push it back

She start to shout

Dr Kitch, it’s terrible