My Pussin - Lord Kitchener

I thought I saw my pussycat

Crossin' Charlotte Street

Ah wasn’t sure whether it was

The right pussin ah meet

But jus' as I was makin' sure

Up came a young lady

«Mister what yuh lookin' for

The pussin belong to me!»

«It's my pussin, it’s my pussin

(She say) It’s my pussin, it’s my pussin

I feed her, mind her, raise her from small

Man, take off your han' from she

Don’t touch meh pussin at all!»

I said «You sound intelligent

But ah won’t fall for that

You must show me some document

To prove this is your cat

Is useless you keep tellin' me

Dat she belong to you

Madam you don’t understan'

My pussin is missing too»

«It's my pussin, it’s my pussin

(She say) It’s my pussin, it’s my pussin

I feed her, mind her, raise her from small

Man, take off your han' from she

Don’t touch meh pussin at all!»

She dipped into her leather bag

An' brought some things to show

She did in fact obtain this cat

Eleven months ago

«So if you are dissatisfied

An' need more proof from me

Mister I will take you home

An' show you the pedigree»

«It's my pussin, it’s my pussin

(She say) It’s my pussin, it’s my pussin

I feed her, mind her, raise her from small

Man, take off your han' from she

Don’t touch meh pussin at all!»

Well here am I without my cat

I miss her terribly

She such a little sugarplum

She always slept with me

So what will be my position

When there is rain and storm

I don’t know what I gon' do

No pussin to keep me warm!

«It's my pussin, it’s my pussin

(She say) It’s my pussin, it’s my pussin

I feed her, mind her, raise her from small

Man, take off your han' from she

Don’t touch meh pussin at all!»