Women's Figure - Lord Kitchener

I am very particular

With the woman that call me my love affair

I am very particular

With the woman that call me my love affair

First you must have a lovely figure

To suit the measurements of Lord Kitchener

And when I say figure it has to be

For you to be measured in front me

My measurements, waist 24, hips 38, bucks 36 and height up to date

And you if don’t possessed that figure

you can’t be a girlfriend of Kitchener

If is one thing that I detest is to

see an ugly shape in a lovely dress

And believe me I Ve been around and see some horrible figures in town

What a terrible sight to look at they either too tin or either too fat

When the waist is too big the hip is too small

When figures like these couldn’t do at all

My measurements waist 24, hips 38, bucks 36 and height up to date

If you don’t possessed that figure

you can’t be a girlfriend of Kitchener

If a woman is shape up nice take my advice and examine her twice

For Fellas you wouldn’t no the useless of pardon from head to toe

Roll on and corset under the dress with a pair of rubber things to

stick of their chest but when they undress you must

feel to run for the shape more or less like the figure one

My measurements waist 24, hips 38, bucks 36 and height up to date

If you don’t possessed that figure

you can’t be a girlfriend of Kitchener

I was only walking around and I met Miss Theresa from Caidonton

From a distance she look alright but as she drew closer I had it right

The lady so big I shame to tell you

Her waist 31, bucks 42

I try to attack but then change me mind

If you see the size of her body line

My measurements waist 24, hips 38,

bucks 36 and height up to date

If you don’t possessed that figure

you can’t be a girlfriend of Kitchener