Handy Man - Lord Kitchener

A calypso lady fan

Employ me as a handyman

A calypso lady fan

Employ me as a handyman

She say Kitch

I hope you can turn around good

And serve me as you really should

I say madame, is it serve you say?

Well you get your bet with me night and day

Because I’m a handy man in the morning

Handy man in the night in the night

Madame I’m a handyman any time I see work

Handy man 'round the clock

One night about 12'o clock

Just so, I decide to do some work

So I run and I get me broom

And I cleaning out the madame room

She say kitch!

what you doing to me

I say madame, only making meself handy

I know you don’t like being interrupt

But is a long time you room ain’t get a brush up

Madame I’m a handy man in the morning

Handy man in the night in the night

Handyman any time I see work

Handy man 'round the clock

She say kitch, I don’t think it’s right

Tell me, why you like to work at night

I say madame, you see when the weather cool

It’s easier to use me tool

She say but kitch, you can’t see to do it neat

I say madame, I don’t have to see to eat

And for the time I using this broom

I could shut me eye and clean out you room

Madame I’m a handy man in the morning

Handy man in the night in the night

Handyman any time I see work

Handy man round the clock

She continue she sleeping

I continue me sweeping

I hurry to finish me task

So I sweeping and I brushing fast

She jump out her sleep, kitch I cannot rest

I feel something crawling under me night dress

I say madame don’t worry to fret

The broom slip under the coverlet

Madame I’m a handy man in the morning

Handy man in the night in the night

Madame I’m a handyman any time I see work

Handy man round the clock