Evidently Chickentown - John Cooper Clarke

The bloody cops are bloody keen

To bloody keep it bloody clean

The bloody chief’s a bloody swine

Who bloody draws a bloody line

At bloody fun and bloody games

The bloody kids he bloody blames

Are nowhere to be bloody found

Anywhere in chicken town

The bloody scene is bloody sad

The bloody news is bloody bad

The bloody weed is bloody turf

The bloody speed is bloody surf

The bloody folks are bloody daft

Don’t make me bloody laugh

It bloody hurts to look around

Everywhere in chicken town

The bloody train is bloody late

You bloody wait you bloody wait

You’re bloody lost and bloody found

Stuck in fucking chicken town

The bloody view is bloody vile

For bloody miles and bloody miles

The bloody babies bloody cry

The bloody flowers bloody die

The bloody food is bloody muck

The bloody drains are bloody fucked

The colour scheme is bloody brown

Evidently chicken town

The bloody pubs are bloody dull

The bloody clubs are bloody full

Of bloody girls and bloody guys

With bloody murder in their eyes

A bloody bloke got bloody stabbed

Waiting for a bloody cab

You bloody stay at bloody home

The bloody neighbor bloody moans

Keep the bloody racket down

This is bloody chicken town

The bloody pies are bloody old

The bloody chips are bloody cold

The bloody beer is bloody flat

The bloody flats have bloody rats

The bloody clocks are bloody wrong

The bloody days are bloody long

It bloody gets you bloody down

Definitely chicken town

The bloody train is bloody late

You bloody wait you bloody wait

You’re bloody lost and bloody found

Stuck in fucking chicken town