Room For Improvement - The Stupendium

It’s half eleven and your doorbell chimes

Yeah, I know I said I’d start at 9

But I had to grab a bap on the M25

Don’t worry, love.

Still gonna charge for the time

‘Cause I’m the jack of all tradesmen

And your place is craving renovation

Straight from the facias down into your basement

‘Fraid your radiators need replacements

Greatest decorator in an eighth mile radius

Don’t check my ratings, swear they’re outrageous

All their outrage is baseless — I’m blameless

Only three of my extensions evr caved in

You got savings?

Ooh, well I hope you do