It's a Joy - The Stupendium

Lovely day for it, how do you do?

And we just had to pay for it out of the truth

But who can remember?

So who’d really care?

Exactly how all of the bodies got there

With a hop and a skip and the pop of a pill

We will all be forgiven for all that we’ve killed

And we’ve never been happier (And we’ve never been happier)

No we’ll never be happier (No we’ll never be happier)

A brilliant day is dawning

A million smiles are forming

Our shimmering isles are all enthralled

No there’s nothing like conforming

Perish the thought of mourning

Did you ignore the warnings?

All negative thoughts abhorred

My Lord!

Did you take your joy this morning?

Ask anybody in Wellington Wells

They’ll tell you it’s terribly swell

Delirious denizens dwell where there’s nary a speck between heaven and hell

They say that the empire fell

Oh, but you never could tell!

You say you remember it well?

You’d better forget it or else!

Why try to better yourself?

Reach for the medical shelf

Just take your medicine, death and the pestilence melt into pleasant locales

Another rebellion quelled

Dust off your suspenders and belts

It’s horrendous to dwell so remember how splendid it felt to surrender yourself.

…The roses we grow have a terrible smell…

It’s a Joy

It’s a Joy

It’s a Joy

To be among we happy few

It’s a Joy

It’s a Joy

It’s a Joy

Well well, welcome to Wellington Wells

Hear the tintinnabulations of the resonant bells

As every resident tells you when they gush about our little town

No need to rush, hush, you’re welcome to settle down

Better not let me down

You’re not a downer are you?

Get off the bench and quell that frown right now, Keanu

Try not to make a scene, let’s keep this place serene

Unless you want a cricket bat print in the place your face had been

Don’t be concerned, that was just a little bitter lyric

The world in which you live is every little bit idyllic

Because if we even sniff discontent we’re quick to kill it

Ahem, please forgive my sense of humour, I’m a wit;

satiric

They call me Uncle Jack

I’m bringing jungle back

Dropping silver tongue twisting numbers on your mumble rap

Now be my guest and enjoy your day

And don’t forget to keep ingesting your joy all day

Not a frown to be found in our haven from gloom

It’s astounding what our medication can do

As our town’s burning down in a rainbow of hues

Even the sky wouldn’t dare to be blue

It’s a Joy

It’s a Joy

It’s a Joy

To be among we happy few

It’s a Joy

It’s a Joy

It’s a Joy

I’ve found a downer!

Hunt him down!

Surround the bounder!

Drown him!

Pound him into powder!

Then head down to the grounds for a round of rounders!

(Yay!)

If you’re caught in a rotten, improper mood

We’ll stop at nothing to swaddled and coddle you

Throttle and bottle you, Bobby will cudgel you

Into the pond ‘til your body is otter food

Quarter you, jauntily torture you

Until you’ve thought all the thoughts that we order you

Sporting a jollier point of view

If you’re not enjoying it what is the point of you?

We’ve just the thing to stop the rabble, It’s

Grin, pop some tablets

No matter what the matter is

Sins forgot.

Fabulous

Cast off with the ardent misfits

Lamenting the garden districts

So throw your doses in the bin

History’s made by those who grin

The fact is you can’t react not knowing what REDACTED

No need to grieve if you can’t see diseases we’ve REDACTED

Happiness and truth, we simply view them through a lens, REDACTED

Life’s a breeze when you can leave uneasy deeds REDACTED

(I'm happy.)

(I'm happy.)

(I'm happy!)

It’s a Joy

It’s a Joy

It’s a Joy (Happy!)

To be among we happy few (It's a Joy!)

It’s a Joy

It’s a Joy

It’s a Joy

It’s a Joy

It’s a Joy

It’s a Joy

To be among we happy few

It’s a Joy

It’s a Joy

And we’ve never been happier

No we’ve never been happier