Milk Milk Lemonade - The Stupendium

Tee off, brewed up and running

Oooh, long time comin'

You’re cordially invited squashin' sprites whilst run and gunnin'

Picture this, just a couple of cups

In a lot o' trouble, bubbling up

Yeah they went and made a deal with the devil

Should’ve heeded the kettle, now they’re stuck in a rut

Kids inside of Hell’s Casino!

Think they’d know better… what do we know?

Won so much had a mountain due

King Dice sure as wouldn’t pay the fee, no!

He’d clear their tab if they played

Clear the vault!

Or become slaves!

Struck a deal, made a mockery of fair trade

Let’s see how the dark lord does against some earl grey!

(Here's a real high class 'bout!)

Milk, milk, lemonade

Around the corner Satan waits

Suck it up, you’ve debts to pay

Don’t forget the deal you made!

Milk, milk, lemonade

All swept up on a gay tirade!

This beverage needs leverage to ever get away

This bargain really takes the pee, no?

Straws and shorts, no cap or chinos

Infernal bailiffs to pay our bail is

Hardly what I’d call a dream job

It’s two cups, one apocalypse, so

You’d best start ticking off your list of

Whining brutes who bucked mephisto!

Snapped in half and smashed like crystal!

Relentless monsters out to get me

I won’t be chided, I’m filled with pep, see?

I’m a rockstar, I got the moxie

To debt collect by demonic proxy!

AUTOPSY!

Call the coroner!

This crockery’s come for your soul, sir!

I got a plane, no flying saucer!

Don’t upset me, I’ll runneth you over

(It's a good day for a swell battle!)

Milk, milk, lemonade

Around the corner Satan waits

Suck it up, you’ve debts to pay

Don’t forget the deal you made!

It’s risky business when you’re playing devil’s advocate

This beverage needs leverage to ever get away

I’m serving up a little appetizer

Might I suggest a little taser fire?

Who ordered beelzebubbly’s darklings?

Can’t stand still my kill count’s sparkling!

How many enemies, I forgot, oh!

Uno, dos, tres, quatro!

No stopping all the noggins that I’m bopping

One lump or two?

It takes two to tango!

Shake me I ain’t exploding

Under cover, locked and loaded

No solo cup, co-op's open

Need a villainess quick to blow my load in!

Rosey cheeks and a couple of handguns

Pop a cork in your ass, don’t need no magnum

Champ ain’t bluffin', don’t misjudge

My teeny gloves can pack a punch!

(A brawl is surely brewing!)

Milk, milk, lemonade

Around the corner Satan waits

Suck it up, you’ve debts to pay

Don’t forget the deal you made!

This cup will lynch up half the town

To drag them all back down

Looks like I’ve joined your cult

Hope you’re prepared to meet your fate

Oh Cuphead, what do I do?

I’ve been mashin' on my buttons til my thumbs are blue!

But if I come a mile in a pair a your shoes

I’d probably be reachin for a share of your juice

I’m a star by killing monsters

Just one soul is all it cost

I’m not sponsored, you best call a d-doctor!

Peppering my enemies with energy shots

I’ll crush you flat, why try escape?

Leave you bobbing on the crest of the ocean spray

Hard to port, I’ll rock the boat

This sailor Jerry rigged the game!

I’ll send this captain to the morgue and

Then it’s on to kill a gorgon!

Haunted express?

So boring

Big red bully of a djinn’s out of fortunes

Power thirst usurps redemption

What once would abhor looks awful tempting

Cold-hearted, slashing my targets

Ice and a slice when I call your debts in

Don’t be blue, nothing personal bro

To break this curse I’ve ways to go

I’m dropping demons from A to Z

But I mostly just do H2O