Ghost Snake - Rachel Bloom

Moved into a new house yesterday

Nightfall came in a creepy way

I heard a glass break and some movement in the hall

Walked out of my room, couldn’t believe what I saw

It’s a ghost snake!

A ghost snake!

A snake that’s a ghost!

A ghost that’s a snake!

Most snakes aren’t ghost snakes

But this one is, it’s a motherfuckin' ghost snake!

What?

What?

What is that?

«Be scared of me,» the ghost snake insisted

«I'm the most awesome creature that has ever existed

Scales made of ectoplasm, fangs made of screams

And my venom is made of broken dreams

I’m a ghost snake!

A ghost snake!

A snake that’s a ghost!

A ghost that’s a snake!

Most snakes aren’t ghost snakes

But I am, I’m a motherfuckin' ghost snake!»

Hisssss!

Boo!

Hissssss!

Boo!

Hissssss!

Boo!

Hissssss!

Boo!

Hiss!

Boo!

Hiss!

Boo!

Hiss!

Boo!

Hiss!

Boo!

Hiss!

Boo!

Hiss!

Boo!

Hiss!

Boo!

Hiss!

It’s a ghost snake!

A ghost snake!

A snake that’s a ghost!

A ghost that’s a snake!

Most snakes aren’t ghost snakes

But I am, it’s a motherfuckin' ghost snake!