I'm In a Sexy French Depression - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast, Rachel Bloom

My eyes are dark from sadness

My lips are red from pain

My bosom 'eaves with sobs

I’m in a sexy French depression

I walk, oh, so slowly

I can only breathe and sigh, oh!

My bed smells like a tampon

I’m in a sexy French depression

J’ai acheté un livre sur John Wayne Gacy, en ligne

Je repasse mes vieilles conversations sur AOL Instant Messenger avec mon mec à

la Fac

Je me branle sur un film porno en me demandant comment ces filles ont pu en

arriver là

Ooh, chocolat!

I black out with dessert wine

Oui, je suis garbage

This grout needs to be redone

I’m in a sexy French depression

Je peux résoudre mes problèmes en faisant des fixations sur tous mes

cafouillages et toutes les façons de foutre en l’air ma vie au-delà de toute

réparation.

Si je réfléchis assez sérieusement je finirai par avoir la réponse,

mais j’ai oublie quelle était la question

I’m in a sexy French depression

My eyes are dark from sadness

My lips are red from pain

My bosom 'eaves with sobs

I'm in a sexy French depression

I walk, oh, so slowly

I can only breathe and sigh, oh!

My bed smells like a tampon

I'm in a sexy French depression

I bought a John Wayne Gacy book online

I'm replaying my old AOL Instant Messenger conversations with my boyfriend at

the University

I jerk off to a porn movie wondering how these girls got into it.

get there

Ooh, chocolate!

I black out with dessert wine

Yes I am garbage

This grout needs to be redone

I'm in a sexy French depression

I can solve my problems by fixing all my

mess up and all the ways to fuck up my life beyond all

repair.

If I think hard enough I'll eventually have the answer,

but i forgot what the question was

I'm in a sexy French depression