Hello, Nice to Meet You - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast, Skylar Astin, Rachel Bloom

Aaaw

Pleased to make your acquaintance, stranger

I’ve spent many years processing my anger

Wouldn’t know what to say to the person I knew

But it’s nice to meet you

Oh, ma’am, your baguette!

It’s funny, you remind me of this guy

Whom I labeled as toxic

Yeah, in a certain light you look like

This girl who screwed my best friend

Ugh, she sounds like a bitch

Yeah, she kinda was

We’ve met before

But I really can’t place it

Oh, was it that time

We ate pizza naked?

Right!

That night was sick

I ate sauce off your --

Yes, and that burned

Ouch

It’s nice to meet you

I mean is anyone we meet

Really that new to us

We’re all the same species

That grew in a uterus

A kiss is a kiss

But to be fair

It’s not every day your Doc asks

«How did sauce get in there?»

Hello, nice to meet you

You seem really cool

Hello, nice to meet you

I am indeed really cool

If you have a message

For my doppelganger

I’m happy to pass it

Along as a favor

Tell her I have her scrunchie

I still have his coat

Tell her she kissed good

Tell him I have notes

Ouch

Tell him it’s sad

That he had to hide

Tell her arrabbiata

Is not for inside

Tell him I’m sorry

Tell her I am too

Now that’s settled

It’s nice to meet you

It’s nice to meet you

In various meet cutes

It’s nice to meet you