He's The New Guy - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast, Rachel Bloom

He’s the new guy

You can’t trust him

He’s a bad guy

Even when he’s nice

Just because you’ve seen him

Show an ounce of vulnerability

Do you think that means

He has some secret heart of gold?

Sure there was that one scene

Where he pooped his pants in front of you

And by scene I mean he made a scene

Well I for one ain’t sold!

He’s the new guy

Not easily reformed by

Some quirky girl he met at work

Just because now he

Become a series regular

And by season regular I mean

He eats bran in the spring

Doesn’t mean the show is now called

‘Rich and pompous lawyer'

And by show I mean his favorite show

Which by the way is ‘Wings '!?

What?

Screw the new guy

Well, I did that and that’s how I know

That he hasn’t changed a bit

He’s an evil sociopath who’s

Tricked you into liking him

Why else do you think that

I’m singing this reprise?

And by this reprise it means

Whatever just don’t think about it!

Sue the new guy!

Hub bub hub bub!

Hub bub hub bub!

Hub bub hub bub!

Hub bub hub bub!

Hey, what’s a reprise?

Darryl shut up!