You're Invited - Professor Elemental

At ten to 10 first guests begin to ascend

The steps to Elemental Manor.

Step In!

Bring a Friend

Geoffrey check the invitation as proof — no offense

But if he wrestles you then fling him some fruit then attend

In new suits, ball gowns, top hats and pajamas

Over there at back you’ll find Tom Carajuana

And he’s cooking up some marvelous treats: the largest of beats

You ate before you came?

You’ll still be starving to eat.

Enter the best party of the last century

Leave your common sense, make friends with every enemy

Tonight there’s plenty of special guests so incredibly precious

How it’s meant to be.

Yes you can pretend to be

Anything and Anyone Everything you do for fun

Especially set up and I’ll share the set with everyone

One man jamboree, man’s a hedonistic pantomimes

And friends of those and anyone who’ll ever be a fan of mine

You’re Invited!

All you Steampunks and LARpers

B-boys and hard heads, geeks, nerds and artists

You’re Invited!

Your Mum’s friends and your cousins,

Your Gran’s bingo club and all the dozens of others

You’re Invited!

Perky and properly attired

Or wired, untidy, exhausted and tired

You’re Invited!

I mean the old and the young

You’re All Invited!

I’d be delighted if you told them to come.

The food fight in the dining room got out of control

When Moog stuffed his blunderbuss with some well buttered rolls

Outside the go-kart racers are ready to roll

The ice rink in the bathroom is incredibly cold

Whoever left the penguin in the fridge please pick him up

(Please!) ‘cause he’s unsettling the chef

— (Ring!) — Who’s that ringing up?

(Hello!)

Who ordered ten kiss-o-gram animals and

why is everyone in the back room dressed as Santa Claus?

We’ve got a Gin Fountain, a Custard Cream Mountain

Have you seen the trampoline by the speakers?

(Keep Bouncing)

To turn the beat up you need to be Key Pup

You need to raise your tea cup

You need to raise your knees up!

No time but the present presently present the present

A several minute session in seconds of heavy present

It’s heaven -sent a setup, a jewel for you to treasure

Professor Elemental’s new set for every pleasure

You’re Invited!

You’re Invited!

All you Steampunks and LARpers

B-boys and hard heads, geeks, nerds and artists

You’re Invited!

Your Mum’s friends and your cousins,

Your Gran’s bingo club and all the dozens of others

You’re Invited!

Perky and properly attired

Or wired, untidy, exhausted and tired

You’re Invited!

I mean the old and the young

You’re All Invited!

I’d be delighted if you told them to come.