You Remind Me of a Car - Professor Elemental

Mhmmm

Hello there

Whats your name?

Sadie, you say?

What a lovely name

Yeah, the same name as my grandfather, yeah

You remind me of a car

Because you’re nice and shiny

You remind me of my own bottom

Always right behind me

You remind me of a very detailed painting

I really like to look at you

I’m the policeman of love, baby

And I’m about to throw the book at you (look at you)

Looking at me

Looking back at you — what do you see?

Well, me — obviously

That’s been established

I’m all on you, like orange on a carrot

Those beautiful eyes, yes they’re mine

I’ll play traffic warden and you’re in for a hefty fine

Parked on my heart but there’s double yellow lines

You’ll find on my spleen there’s a no-parking sign

Ooh girl…

Ooh girl…

You make me want to do things…

Special things…

Things that no man has ever done with a woman…

Because she wouldn’t let him

Mhmm…

You’ve got a lovely set of goggles

And yes that is a euphemism

You’re eyes as pretty as a pony

Your hair is softer than a gibbon

Lovelier than spring in Ipswich

You smell as nice as fresh stationery

And if I ever went to prison for something relatively minor

Would you wait for me?

(wait for me?)

Would you ever date with me?

Share a little cake with me?

At the risk of being forward basically would you mate with me?

Yeah, sorry that is a bit full on but I’m into you like an undersized thong

I like you like kids like mittens like cats like kittens like rappers like

spitting

Without you I’d flail like a whale out of water and baby please lift that

restraining order

Ooh girl…

Ooh girl…