Els guapos són els raros - Manel

Un home amb ulleres de pasta gruixudes passeja pel port nerviós

Ja fa més d’una hora que a la seva dona l’espera el Doctor Ramon

Que avui s’han omplert de coratge i han decidit operar-se el cos

La dona es vol treure papada i l’home es farà fer un penis més gros

Però, no saben que ser atractius també pot comportar viure en un malson

I els dos canten de puta mare, molt millor que jo, que fan cant coral

I ballen sardanes a Plaça Sant Jaume i ho fan de collons

El Pepe és un noi que ha fet panxa i es passa el sant dia estirat llit

Avui el rodegen tres metges i un jove becari amb un bisturí

Amb un permanent delimiten l’essència greixosa que li extrauran

I ell somia amb prendre un waikiki envoltat de senyores que marquen mugrons

Però, el Pepe no sap que alguns ben plantats també viuen en un malson

I el tio organitza trobades d’amics del 600, i en té un de vermell

I quan puja al poble, els nens li demanen que els porti a fer un tomb

No saben que els guapos són els raros

Ho sap tothom, però no ho diu ningú

Tampoc no s’agraden i tenen complexes per ser diferents

I no saben que els guapos desafinen, no tenen swing i no ballen bé

També es preocupen i tenen psicòlegs, i no passa res

I no passa res

I no passa res

A man with thick pasta glasses walks through the nervous harbor

Doctor Ramon has been waiting for his wife for over an hour

That they were filled with courage today and decided to have surgery on their bodies

The woman wants to have her chin pulled out and the man wants a bigger penis

But they don't know that being attractive can also lead to a nightmare

And they both sing like motherfuckers, much better than me, who do choral singing

And they dance sardanas in Plaça Sant Jaume and do it like crazy

Pepe is a boy who has had a tummy tuck and is spending the day lying in bed

Today he is surrounded by three doctors and a young fellow with a scalpel

With a permanent they delimit the greasy essence that they will extract to him

And he dreams of taking a waikiki surrounded by ladies who mark nipples

But Pepe doesn't know that some well-planted people also live in a nightmare

And the guy organizes meetings of friends from the 600's, and he has a red one

And when he goes up to the village, the children ask him to take them for a walk

They don’t know that the handsome are the weird ones

Everyone knows that, but no one says it

They don't like it either and they have complexes to be different

And they don’t know that handsome people are out of tune, they don’t swing and they don’t dance well

They also care and have psychologists, and nothing happens

And nothing happens

And nothing happens