Do You Wanna Play Restaurant? - John Mulaney

I want to play Restaurant

Would you like to play Restaurant?

Oh, won’t you play Restaurant with me?

I’ve never played Restaurant

Oh, please play restaurant

Okay, I’ll play Restaurant with you

Hi

May I eat dinner at your restaurant?

I’m sorry

We are closed for a private event

Oh, but the woman said—

We are closed for a private event

It says on our website to always call as we do close for larger parties

Uh, could I order like an entrée or—

Sir, we are closed!

Okay

Sorry

Uh, we will call ahead the next time

Okay