Profilàctic - Els Pets

Estava a la discoteca i em van venir moltes ganes de pixar

Vaig anar cap al lavabo, amb prou feines m’ho podia aguantar

Quan me l’estava eixugant davant meu me la vaig trobar

Semblava una màquina de xiclets una miqueta especial

Però quan vaig fotre les peles mai diríeu què em va caure a les mans:

Una capseta quadrada plena de globets de color carn

Hi deia profilàctic

Dins del plàstic

Profilàctic

No em fa fàstic

Però em pregunto per a què servirà

Li vaig ensenyar a la mare i em va fotre la cara com un nyap

Li vaig ensenyar al meu pare i el molt puta se’l volia quedar

Li vaig ensenyar a l'àvia i em va dir que no n’havia vist mai

Quan estava resignat a no saber-ne la utilitat

Vaig trobar-me a la veïna que, per cert, està per sucar-hi pa

I em va dir que a casa seva a les fosques m’ho podria ensenyar

El que és un profilàctic

Dins del plàstic

Profilàctic

No em fa fàstic

Però em pregunto per a què servirà

I was at the disco and I really wanted to pee

I went to the bathroom, I could barely stand it

When I was wiping it in front of me I found it

It looked like a little special gum machine

But when I fucked the peels you'd never know what fell into my hands:

A square box full of flesh-colored balloons

It said prophylactic

Inside the plastic

prophylactic

It doesn't disgust me

But I wonder what it will do

I showed it to my mom and she fucked my face like a bitch

I showed it to my father and he really wanted to keep it

I showed it to grandma and she said she had never seen one

When I was resigned to not knowing its usefulness

I met the neighbor who, by the way, is there to soak bread

And he told me that he could show me at his house in the dark

What is a prophylactic?

Inside the plastic

prophylactic

It doesn't disgust me

But I wonder what it will do