Vaig calent - Els Pets

Diumenge al matí m’aixeco del llit

Miro sota els llençols i sé que la tinc aquí

És més fort que jo, quasi una obsessió

Tinc el cervell sota dels pantalons

Dimarts cap al tard fotent-me un tallat

Em miro la bragueta i ja torno a estar trempat

Vull sortir un moment perquè em toqui el vent

Abans no em vingui una glopada de llet

Les dones se m’espanten quan vaig pel carrer

Les velletes del barri i els gossos també

No ser si n’estic fent un gra massa

Doctor Corbella no sé què em passa!

Però vaig calent de valent, sempre tant calent

Tothom ho comenta, ho sap tota la gent

Calent de valent, sempre tant calent

Només hi ha una cosa que em faci estar content

Divendres al vespre miro la finestra

Veig a la veïna i em venen ganes de festa

Com si hi hagués un gat, el tinc mig escaldat

La cadernera s’amaga allà al terrat

Dissabte a la nit, al pub atemorit

Tancat al lavabo tractant de resistir

Truca la mestressa, diu que em doni pressa

La pobra dona pensa que faig pipí

Les dones se m’espanten quan vaig pel carrer

Les velletes del barri i els gossos també

No ser si n’estic fent un gra massa

Doctor Corbella: No se què em passa!

Però vaig calent de valent, sempre tant calent

Tothom ho comenta ho sap tota la gent

Calent de valent, sempre tant calent

Només hi ha una cosa que em faci estar content

Sunday morning I get out of bed

I look under the sheets and know I have her here

He is stronger than me, almost an obsession

My brain is in my pants

Tuesday afternoon getting a cut

I look at my fly and I'm soaked again

I want to go outside for a moment so that the wind touches me

Before I get a sip of milk

Women scare me when I walk down the street

The old ladies of the neighborhood and the dogs too

Not if I'm making too much of it

Doctor Corbella I don't know what's wrong with me!

But I'm very hot, always so hot

Everyone is talking about it, everyone knows it

Hot as hell, always so hot

There is only one thing that makes me happy

Friday evening I look out the window

I see the neighbor and I feel like partying

As if there was a cat, I have it half scalded

The goldfinch is hiding there on the roof

Saturday night at the dreaded pub

Locked in the toilet trying to resist

The teacher calls, says to hurry me up

The poor woman thinks I pee

Women scare me when I walk down the street

The old ladies of the neighborhood and the dogs too

Not if I'm making too much of it

Doctor Corbella: I don't know what's wrong with me!

But I'm very hot, always so hot

Everyone is talking about it, everyone knows it

Hot as hell, always so hot

There is only one thing that makes me happy