No soc un forat - Els Pets

Ja n’estic fins els ovaris

Que em tractis com un embut

Sempre que em giro d’esquena

Segur que em mires el cul

El fet de que estigui bona

No vol dir pas que no pugui pensar

Així que fes-te a la idea que jo a més de mamelles

Tinc un cervell desenvolupat

Au, corre posa-t'hi aigua freda

O fes-te eunuc que està molt ben pagat

No és que vagi d’estreta

O sigui de l’Opus Dei

Però prefereixo ser monja

A anar amb un que sempre va calent

Tu te les dones de mascle

Però el que ets és un pobre desgraciat

I perquè tu en tinguis ganes, no m’haig d’obrir de cames

Com si fos un moble comprat

Així que si tens molta trempera

Serà millor que t’hi posis un tap

Perquè no sóc un forat

No sóc un forat

Nen, posa-t'ho al cap

Que jo no sóc un forat

Només de veure’t la cara

O de sentir-te parlar

No em costa gaires problemes

Veure com acabaràs

Gastant-te el sou anant de meuques

Solter, trist sol i abandonat

I el dia que no se t’aixequi

Allò que és l'únic obsequi

Que quan vas nèixer et van atorgar

Ja no tindràs cap raó per viure

I ben segur que ràpid acabaràs…

Dins un gran negre forat

Dintre d’un forat

Per fi per tu sol tindràs

Tot un enorme forat

I'm down to my ovaries

That you treat me like a funnel

Whenever I turn my back

You must be looking at my ass

The fact that she is good

It doesn't mean he can't think

So get used to the idea that I have more breasts

I have a developed brain

Oh, run, put cold water on it

Or become a highly paid eunuch

It's not that it's tight

Either from Opus Dei

But I prefer to be a nun

Go with one that's always hot

You take them as a man

But what you are is a poor wretch

And because you want it, I don't have to open my legs

As if it were a piece of furniture

So if you have a lot of tempera

You'd better wear a cap

Because I'm not an a-hole

I'm not an a-hole

Kid, get it in your head

That I'm not an a-hole

Just by seeing your face

Or to hear you speak

It doesn't cost me much trouble

See how you end up

Spending your salary on the go

Single, sad alone and abandoned

And the day you don't wake up

That which is the only gift

That you were given when you were born

You will no longer have any reason to live

And I'm sure you'll finish quickly...

Inside a big black hole

Inside a hole

At last you will have only yourself

A huge hole