The Rules - Danko Jones

Rule number one: I’m gonna drive you wild

I’m not gonna stop until you’re satisfied

You’re gonna be the envy of all your girlfriends

When they find out who you’re going out with, hehe

Rule number two: we’re gonna do it for a couple of hours

Wait a minute, we’re talkin' about me — add on three more

We’re gonna do it all night long

Rule number three: do it 'till dawn

Yeah, yeah

Rule number four: call your ex-boyfriend

The one that left you cold and alone

You’re gonna tell him you got a new man baby

And that I’m good, hahahaha

I’m the best you had, woman

And this is gonna make him cry

Oh he’s gonna want you back but baby

That’s your cue to give me a call and another try