Normal Guy - The Lonely Island

Hey what’s up man?

Aww not much, you?

Hey are you ready for the party tonight?

Yeah man already got a case of Santana champagne

So, should be good

Oh nice

Yeah that’s… (YOO-HOOOO~!)

Aww shit

Oh man, don’t make eye contact

(DING-DONG! NORMAL GUY IN THE HOUSE!)

Hey man

Hey

(OH IT’S GREAT SEEING YOU OTHER NORMAL GUYS)

Ohh yeah

Uh-huh

(WHAT ARE YOU GUYS UP TOOOOO?)

Ahh not much

(HEY WHAT ARE YOU OTHER NORMAL GUYS UP TO?)

Seriously nothing we’re just standing here

(DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT I HATE?)

What?

(HANGING OUT WITH A WEIRDO!)

Yeah

(HANGING OUT WITH SOME LOSER WEIRDO)

Yeah we.

(IT'S MY BIGGEST PEEVE)

Yeah well I was just actually

(IT'S LIKE THEY DON’T EVEN KNOW WHERE WE’RE COMING FROM)

Right, we understand

(I CAN’T TAKE IT WHEN SOME WEIRDO SHOWS UP UNANNOUNCED)

Okay well I gotta get going

(THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ANY OF US)

Okay man yeah

(NONE OF US HAVE ANY MAJOR PROBLEMS!)

Ohhh man

(HEY LET’S MAKE A PACT!)

What?

(LET'S MAKE A SUICIDE PACT!)

Ohh no, that’s crazy

(I'll go first) *BANG

And the award for best comedy sketch goes to

The Lonely Island