Something for the Weekend - The Divine Comedy

Hello

Ooh

(Females tittering)

I say

How about a little kiss?

(Females tittering)

Oh, don’t be unkind

Wooooo

She said, «There's something in the woodshed

And I can hear it breathing

It’s such an eerie feeling, darling»

He said, «There's nothing in the woodshed

It’s your imagination

End of the conversation, darling»

(Something in his heart)

Something in his heart

(Told him to come clean)

Told him to come clean

(Tell her he was not)

He was not who he claimed to be

(Something in his genes)

Something in his genes

(Told him to pretend)

Told him to pretend

(Something in his genes)

'Twas something for the weekend

(Females tittering)

Oh, come on

You know you want to

But she said, «There is something in the woodshed

I know because I saw it

I can’t simply ignore it, darling»

So he said, «Now baby don’t be stupid

Get this into your sweet head

There ain’t nothing in the woodshed (except maybe some wood)»

(Something in his heart)

Something in his heart

(Told him to come clean)

Told him to come clean

(Tell her he was not)

He was not who he claimed to be

(Something in his jeans)

Something in his jeans

(Told him to pretend)

Told him to pretend

(Something in his jeans)

'Twas something for the weekend

«I'll go all the way with you

If you’ll only do the same for me

Go and see

If it’s nothing like you say

Then you can have your wicked way with meeeeeeeee»

Oh yeah yeah!

(Weekend)

(It's something for the weekend)

(It's something for the weekend)

(It's something for the weekend)

(It's something for the weekend) Something for the weekend

(It's something for the weekend) Something for the weekend

(It's something for the weekend) Something for the weekend

(It's something for the weekend) Something for the weekend

(It's something for the weekend) Something for the weekend

(It's something for the weekend) Something for the weekend

(It's something for the weekend) Something for the weekend

(It's something for the weekend) Something for the weekend

He went down to the woodshed

They came down hard on his head

Gagged and bound and left for dead

When he woke she was gone with his car and all of his money