Minus Til Plus - Shu-Bi-Dua

Håret er kort

Bukserne strammer de rigtige steder, og livet er hårdt

Natten er våd

Asfalten rødmer af neon-reklamernes tvivlsomme råd

Have a coke and a smile, se dig selv i et spejl

Gebisset;

blevet sort

Sikke noget lort

Hvis det sorte ska' af, ska' du brug' Colgata

Og ta' dig så en lur (når du vågner op)

Er bisserne fulde af fluor, men det' den eneste vare, der dur

Minus til plus

Den suger så meget, så man bli’r helt tør i halsen

Bajer og sport

Tag dig en øl under kampen, så taber I dobbelt så stort

Gør som ti ud af ni, det er demokrati

Må man lugte af sig selv?

(Nej-nej-nej-nej-nej)

Det hele ska' dufte af Vel

Følg med strømmen min ven, uden at vide hvorhen

Reklamen viser vej

Du' verdens bedste forbruger af den eneste vare, der dur

Gør som ti ud af ni, det er demokrati

Må man lugte af sig selv?

(No-no-no-no-no)

Det hele ska' lugte af Vel

Følg med strømmen min ven, uden at vide hvorhen

Reklamen viser vej

Du' verdens bedste forbruger, de andre orkestre er sure

Vi' de eneste Shubi der dur

The hair is short

The pants are tight in the right places and life is hard

The night is wet

The asphalt is reddened by the dubious advice of neon advertising

Have a coke and a smile, look at yourself in a mirror

The teeth;

turned black

What a piece of shit

If the black is off, you should use Colgata

And then take a nap (when you wake up)

Are the bits full of fluoride, but it's the only product that lasts

Minus to plus

It absorbs so much that your throat becomes completely dry

Bayer and sports

Have a beer during the match and you'll lose twice as much

Do like ten out of nine, that's democracy

Can you smell yourself?

(No no no no no)

It will all smell of Goodness

Go with the flow my friend, not knowing where to go

Advertising shows the way

You're the world's best consumer of the only product that lasts

Do like ten out of nine, that's democracy

Can you smell yourself?

(No-no-no-no-no)

It's all supposed to smell good

Go with the flow my friend, not knowing where to go

Advertising shows the way

You're the world's best consumer, the other orchestras are mad

We're the only Shubi that endure