Costa Kalundborg - Shu-Bi-Dua

Der er sket en forurening af den ydre atmosfære

Så meterologerne har lovet, at vi nu får bedre vejr

Eskimoerne får solstik, og Sahara bli’r til is

Og Danmark bli’r det nye tropeferie-paradis

Så er du træt af Syden sne og slud?

— Ta' til det varme nord

Ta' til Costa Kalundborg, hvor de slanke palmer står

Og svajer blidt for brisen bag Jens Hansens bondegård

Fang en haj i Køge Bugt, spis af kærlighedens frugt

Rejs til Danmark — det er billigt, det er smukt

Har du smagt en frikadella?

Den er bare sønderjysk

Få en snak med de lokale, de ka' også tale tysk

Hvis du vil være helt alene, så tag til Harboøre Strand

Ud for Villa Cheminova ruller tromlerne i land

Så er du træt af Syden sne og slud?

— Ta' til det varme nord

Ta' en weekend-tur for to på kamel til Holstebro

Undervejs ska' vi besøge en fabrik, der laver sko

Vi har også fin kultur — se, et smukt bornholmerur

Made in Hong Kong, så 'vi sikre på det dur

Ta' til Costa Kalundborg, hvor de slanke palmer står

Og svajer blidt for brisen bag Jens Hansens bondegård

There has been a pollution of the outer atmosphere

So the meterologists have promised that we will now have better weather

The Eskimos get sunstroke and the Sahara turns to ice

And Denmark will become the new tropical holiday paradise

So, are you tired of the Southern snow and sleet?

— Take to the warm north

Go to Costa Kalundborg, where the slender palm trees stand

And swaying gently in the breeze behind Jens Hansen's farm

Catch a shark in Køge Bay, eat the fruit of love

Travel to Denmark — it's cheap, it's beautiful

Have you tasted a meatball?

It is just Southern Jutland

Have a chat with the locals, they can also speak German

If you want to be completely alone, go to Harboøre Strand

Outside Villa Cheminova, the drums roll ashore

So, are you tired of the Southern snow and sleet?

— Take to the warm north

Take a weekend trip for two on a camel to Holstebro

Along the way we will visit a factory that makes shoes

We also have fine culture — look, a beautiful Bornholm watch

Made in Hong Kong, so we make sure it's good

Go to Costa Kalundborg, where the slender palm trees stand

And swaying gently in the breeze behind Jens Hansen's farm