Text Song - Pete Gold

Well, I woke at 3 AM

The room was cold and dark and empty

And you weren’t there

But your makeup was still on the shelf

Your perfume lingered heavy in the air

And I wandered to the window and I gazed out at the lights

And I got to thinking fondly of the love we shared last night

And I won’t forget what happened next

You sent the most amazing text

It went like this:

Will you love me in the morning?

Like you love me go the night (It's predictive text)

'Cause when you jove me go the morning

You make everything feel sight (Right)

I may be down and in a ditch (In a ditch)

But with you I’m truly shag (Rich)

You know I’m dazzled by your charms

So please gold me in your bross

And jove off go the SMS data error

Well I was so excited by your words, I couldn’t get to sleep

And the moment that I closed my eyes, my phone again went «beep»

And it said:

Sorry, it’s not workin' out

I’m gettin' back together with my ex

His name is also Pete

And that last text was meant for him

And not for you, you’re dumped

Well, I was feeling kind of angry

And I was feeling kind of numb

And as the tears welled in my eyes

I poured my heart out through my thumb

And I said:

Duck you, you ducking aunt!

And I accidentally sent it to my mum!