NSFW (.)(.) - Patent Pending

I know you like to think you found the one

And it must be, finally, gotta be love

But you’re probably not and probably didn’t

Just saying, that Snapchat text back game you’re playing starts

With show me yours and I’ll show you mine

And then a couple screen shots end up online

And those dick pics, and titty snaps

Have all gone viral on the internet, tight

Naked pictures sound like fun

Until you break up and they make their way to everyone

And all of the creepers

Cranking it, spanking it, and passing them on

Posting it, showing it, and blowing them up

Don’t take those pictures like you do

Of you in your birthday suit

Talking that Vijay-jay vision with a nipple lick flick

A cock shop, a ball drop, or baby, just the tip

'Cause news moves fast but your boobs move quicker

A picture of dat ass on the front page of Flickr

NSFW, more like anywhere

I tried my best to warn you but you didn’t care

Awkward pose, bad lights, slight bend

Leave it to the pros y’all, you should never send

Best case scenario, pictures of your scary 'ol face

Never make it to the wrong hands

The inverse is the whole universe sees you shake your holiday hams

Background check for the perfect job

But the Google search shows your Tig ol’bitties or dong

There’s a booty smack screen cap going around

And you had to get a lawyer to get the nip clip taken down

(Well… That’s what your junk looks like. So I guess there’s that)

Naked pictures sound like fun

Until you break up and they make their way back to your mom

And all of the creepers

Cranking it, spanking it, and passing them on

Posting it, showing it, and blowing them up

Don’t take them pictures like you do

Of you in your birthday suit