Christmas Is Already a Thing - Patent Pending

Santa’s list gets checked

the halls get decked

the bells Jingle every year

A hundred songs about the snow

and the mistletoe

A million 'bout holiday cheer

When all I want to do, is write a song or two

like all I want for Christmas is you

But I think that one’s already been used

All I want for Christmas is a couple new songs to sing

But every song about Christmas has been done

it’s already a thing

We already know the story

the angels and the glory

the presents underneath the tree

Can’t write the «Ho, Ho, Ho’s,»

or the tree lights glow

Are there any stories left for me?

No stockings on the shelves

no Santa’s merry elves

not another song about bells

Why are there so many songs about bells?

All I want for Christmas is a couple new songs to sing

But every song about Christmas has been done

it’s already a thing

Not too many words rhyme with Christmas

and the ones that do don’t make sense for instance

citric, malicious, nutritious baby

vicious and discuss and fish

The words all rhyme but they don’t make sense for Christmas!

All I want for Christmas is a couple new songs to sing

But every song about Christmas has been done

it’s already a thing

It’s been done it’s already a thing