Hey Mario - Patent Pending

I know you think you love her, but dude it’s such a bummer how you chase

That girl around

You’ve been fighting all her battles, if she’s really worth the hassle

You’d be living in the castle by now

And it makes me sick how you break these bricks for a girl who barely knows

You exist

Now you’re tripping on mushrooms just for fun, dude…

I think you’ve got a problem

Mario get your together bro

You’ve got to know this princess isn’t worth these extra lives

Just let her go (go go) Mario, you’re a next level bro

And she’s a jump too short when the clock is running low

Hey Mario!

Get your together

Hey Mario!

Or you’ll chase this forever

Warp zone, friend zone, high score, no more stalking this chick in a

Koopa-Troopa town

Live life easy like Luigi, ain’t never let a Ho get him down

Let Koopa keep her bro, grab a flower and go, we’ll jump the flag pole and

Light up the night

Hit rainbow road with Toad, we spinning them tires…

And spitting hot fire

Mario get your together bro

You’ve got to know this princess isn’t worth these extra lives

Just let her go (go go) Mario, you’re a next level bro

But the Peach been cheating and you know I ain’t talking code

You’re a plumber, a doctor, a race car driver

An athlete, a spaceman, a «Super Smash» survivor

You’ve got coins like mad, get a bachelor pad, down in cocoa beach, where

The hunnies at

Yeah!

Get up, get up, get off the floor

She’s not the one worth dying for

Mario get your together bro

You’ve got to know this princess isn’t worth these extra lives

Just let her go (go go) Mario, you’re a next level bro

And she’s a jump too short when the clock is running low

Hey Mario!

Get your together bro

You’ve got to know this princess isn’t worth these extra lives

Just let her go (go go) Mario, you’re a next level bro

But the Peach been cheating and you know I ain’t talking code

Hey Mario!

Get your together

Hey Mario!

Or you’ll chase this forever