Keeper - Patent Pending

I mean, Katie could’ve been the one

I took her home, she met the fam

But she got a little too drunk

Slapped my mom and hit on my dad

And Libby liked to fool around

But not just with me, the entire town

That’s why before you picked me up

I never thought I’d settle down

Yeah, and now I know

You’re nothing like those other girls

That come and go

And like that I’m never looking back

'Cause they’re all history to me now

I’m dropping anchor and locking down

There’s plenty more in the sea

But they don’t matter to me

'Cause you’re the one thing I’m all about

I got a keeper

My girl’s a keeper

Becky was the queen of the scene

Just like a dream, I got it bad

Then she tried to tell me that the Beatles suck

And that her favorite band was Nickelback

You can drive me nuts

But you’re the only kind of crazy that I love to love

Not like those lunatics, I’m over them

And even though you like those gossip magazines

Bout the crappy people doing trashy things

And when you drink wine you leave the TV on

Just one glass, in you’re good as gone

Like a cover girl you’re working hard

Maxing out my credit cards

I would never change a thing

And I could never leave her

When you know you know

And I know my girl’s a keeper