Dating a Dick - Patent Pending

It’s not that you’re not in my arms

Ain’t that smile on your face

Guess the hardest part

Is knowing who’s there in my place

Girl, you’re the type that could get what you like

So, everyone’s wondering why you’re dating a dick

You should end this before it gets hard

You’re dating a dick, he’s just gonna tear you apart

And fill you with doubt, you’ve gotta pull out

Swallow your pride and admit you’re dating a dick

When you’re out on the town

He ain’t holding you close (What a dick)

And he’s never around

When you need him the most

Girl, it’s so obvious

There’s just no way that I was the first to say that guy is a dong

You’re dating a dick

Darling, it ain’t gonna last

You’re dating a dick

And dicks always give you the shaft

You’ve taken enough

He can’t keep it up

Swallow your pride and admit

You’re dating a dick

He always hangs with his boys

Drives you nuts and annoys you

He’ll just disappoint

When he’s done you’ll be like

(Wow… That’s it? — Yeah girl, that’s what you get.)

When you’re dating a dick

So, run if he’s coming your way

You’re dating a dick

Before it blows up in your face

And fills you with doubt, you’ve got to pull out

Swallow your pride and admit

You’re dating a dick