Thirsty Ego Raps - Open Mike Eagle

It’s the return of the curmudgeon

We’re all thirty-first cousins

Remind myself, cause the thirst doesn’t

The thirst kills

Thirst murders universal will

I’ll be having to tell myself chill

That’s just my ego talking

Thinks he’s super hero awesome

Big chief, captain, president, and chairman over everything

That’s just my ego talking

Thinks he’s super hero awesome

Big chief, captain, president, and chairman over everything

My man Dave Gahan is in Depeche Mode

Used to have a crush on Michel’le from Death Row

This business is pop charts and who gets the top part

I still be wanting to mention Calista Flockhart

And Jonathan Lipnicki

Madonna there’s room on the ottoman sit with me

Bring me coconut water to swallow with this whiskey

Let’s talk about the nada this positive shit gets me

Hmm, this is my emotional ape face

I’m president of the rappers that don’t condone date rape

I should eat rice cakes and drink water fools

And learn to do yoga and vibrate my molecules

It’s harder than finding coal in a seafloor

Or feeding four people through the hole in a screen door

Shout out to first dude who pissed in the wind before

And went in the woods despite the myth of the Wendigo

I really wanna dress like Sun Ra

I’m Mumm-ra in a dumb bra stalking the jungles of Punjab

My nickname is Lord Bravery

On voice memos that I tape record lazily

Yeah, they be hatin' his brain

Cause they move with dumb words like ancient doorways can be

And thoughts that I’m great can pour limitless

I’m pretty sure I self deprecate for your benefit

It’s the return of the curmudgeon

We’re all thirty-first cousins

Remind myself, cause the thirst doesn’t

The thirst kills

Thirst murders universal will

I’ll be having to tell myself chill

It’s the return of the curmudgeon

We’re all thirty-first cousins

Remind myself, cause the thirst doesn’t

The thirst kills

Thirst murders universal will

I’ll be having to tell myself chill

That’s just my ego talking

Thinks he’s super hero awesome

Big chief, captain, president, and chairman over everything

That’s just my ego talking

Thinks he’s super hero awesome

Big chief, captain, president, and chairman over everything

Trying not to have missteps in my catalog

Like Scott Hall burning Goldberg with a cattle prod

Analog Eagle, Joe Walsh bandanna on

Tag along here Dear, next stop Babylon

We can yell «Eye of the tiger» if he sees gazelle

Popular rap tropes he chose via Speak N' Spell

Check this out y’all, it’s the paradox of being special:

Glowing so hard it’s embarrassing in the workplace

Expected on the stage to the point that you don’t even need the spotlight

You see the curtain rises on freaks, suits and ties on their seats

Expect performer back to normal by workin'-week start

We heart street smart, mnemonics for life

Canonical phrases, economically stated, raised to your conscience and gone quick