I'm a Joestar (Black Power Fantasy) - Open Mike Eagle

Ay, so this is my

This is what I need to do

I know I need to do something to feel better

This is it

So stop asking me all these questions

Stop trying to take this away from me

I have chosen house Joestar and I got it right

You can tell from seeing my demeanor and my body type

My heart split in two, part rude, part honorable

One part cool plus two parts comical

And look at what I wear I keep my hair asymmetrical

I drink too much beer I should eat more vegetables

Then my waistline would be like I remember it

And you would see my build there’s a striking resemblance

'Cause shoulder blades strong in the Joestar family

I know 'cause I belong to the Joestar family

You’re looking at me like, «Open Mike, how can it be?»

I say it real slow 'cause you ain’t understanding me

I’m a Joestar

I hear you saying «Oh my God»

I’m trying to tell you I’m a Joestar

I will never be a co-star, no

I don’t give a fuck

If I’m a brother, I’m a Joestar

Either from my father or my mother, I’m a Joestar

I ain’t British, I ain’t Japanese, I’m a Joestar

Tap into my power when I breathe, I’m a Joestar

I’ve been waiting for four years and five seasons (Five seasons)

Well goddammit it, it’s my turn, it’s my season (Mine)

In this chapter JoJo is African (African)

And it’s me, Mike Eagle, I’m the protagonist (It's me)

And it’s sent in south-central Los Angeles (Los Angeles)

'Cause goddammit it, it’s my turn, it’s my saga (It's my turn)

It’s a special edition of Open Mike’s manga (Yeah)

So draw me in a Fiesta or a White Honda (Relatable)

And my stand goddammit it, his name is black magic (Black magic)

He got a glow like Sho’nuff from Last Dragon (Sho'nuff)

It’s a Black rebrand so draw it freehanded (Draw it freehand)

Joe M.E. and Arsenio Speedwagon

I’m a Joestar

I hear you saying «Oh my God»

I’m trying to tell you I’m a Joestar

I will never be a co-star, no

I’m a Joestar

I hear you saying «Oh my God»

I’m trying to tell you I’m a Joestar

I will never be a co-star, no

Five-point star, roll my neck, I’m a Joestar

See my shoulders in my silhouette, I’m a Joestar

Giving ain’t equal in my mind, I’m a Joestar

Yeah, I’m human, I identify as a Joestar