The Black Mirror Episode - Open Mike Eagle

The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage

The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage

The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage

The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage

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If it’s a love story pick something different

I should’ve known from the very first season

Couples fighting for some pretty good reasons

Happy home go to hell cos of tech shit

Well my shit went to hell cos of Netflix

So it started when y’all made the announcements

The episode should’ve came with some counselling

The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage

The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage

The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage

The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage

If I was petty I would try it as a court case

The goddamn episode raised the divorce rate

This one episode broke my house

We was just sittin' there quiet on the couch

Was a good ten minutes then it all went south

So goddamn heavy couldn’t open my mouth

Should’ve picked something else, anything else

Do The Right Thing Blu-Ray on the shelf

Or the bootleg tape of Will Ferrel in Elf

Cos now I gotta live with my goddamn self

The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage

The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage

The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage

The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage

Shit should’ve came with a content warning

Shit should’ve came with a content warning

Shit should’ve came with a content warning

Watched that shit and didn’t talk 'til morning

Thought that it would be another Lost In Space

Now I gotta move and get my own damn place

Had a good home and we had good trust

Saw a Black Mirror and it looked like us

Caught myself trying to avoid the dangerous

I ran out of episodes of Toys That Made Us

And now we gotta go and get some lawyer papers

The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage

The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage

The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage

The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage