Your Back Pack Past - Open Mike Eagle, Has-Lo

If you’re afraid they might discover your backpack past

Start trap rapping

Do a bunch of coke

Grow a handlebar

Do some more coke

There are a hundred ways to cover your backpack past

Do some heroin

Start a bunch of bands

Do some more coke and some more heroin

I know it’s hard out there for a dinosaur

What you collect all those rare vinyls for?

Hall closet full of Timbs and Adidas stripes

All you needs slim jeans and a tee tonight

Cause you’ve seen the light

It’s a new regime

There’s so much fresh shit in the music scene

And staying current means fuck what it used to be

And what you used to like

You can choose tonight

Cause it’s all today

It’s such an awesome day

At least that’s what the dolls and the bloggers say

And what the top 40 jockeys have the callers say

Fuck a yesterday dawg throw it all away

Fuck a yes yaller, the DJ spins links in your web crawlers

The tumblr’s called first church of the dead baller

It’s a dot net.

Is we hot yet?

Jpeg banner is a platter full of hot sex

Write think pieces all about context

Write op-eds, in a mock neck

Your favorite rap album hasn’t even dropped yet

If you’re afraid they might discover your backpack past

You can do some R&B

If you’re afraid they might discover your backpack past

Just make it all about your falsetto

You wear huge shirts

Such big jeans

Buy some skinny ones

Get a fitted tee

Mines whitewashed

And I got 'em torn

It’s street though

I got boxers on

I done grown out of Gangstarr and Wu-Tang

All the girls here only like Gucci Mane

I don’t know 'em well

That’s rare taste

You can ask 'em on dates

But they all flake

That’s cool they got stuff to do

I don’t care anyway

I just wanna screw

Step into the now

Being such a prude

Drink a forty ounce

This’ll get you loose

Love free love

Never dated anyone more than three months

Busy doing things

What’s more important

Got a pair of McFlys and a pair of Jordans

Keep retros

Cop on the first day cause I gotta have it

Plaid shirt with the rosary I’m not a catholic

Christ head made of wood reading op-eds

And a think-piece on my fav dot net