The Processional (The Funeral March) - Open Mike Eagle feat. E.Super, Open Mike Eagle, E.Super

What’s all the racket, I’m sorry it was me sir

Ridin' down Slauson bumpin' '97 Weezer

Don’t know all the lyrics but I hit the keywords

All my favorite tunes are from when phones had receivers

Got a lady and I’m on my way to meet her

Gonna form a union like a local group of teamsters

Get your tweezers

Do and buy your research

Hot enough to press a graphic image to a t-shirt

Party people if you’re hungry get a spoon

I’ll bend the same laws and put a monkey on the moon

Load a missing link between a human and baboon

You can watch the words flutter like they flew from a cocoon

But keep your people close or they can get consumed

And these air balloon rapper’s broken, you can smell the fumes

Don’t know what you’re getting like you’re opening for DOOM

I’ll be sneaking up on rappers just to choke 'em with a broom

Party people do you feel me

And if you disagree you should feel free

If you with it, raise your hands to the ceiling

And I ain’t afraid to ask you again

Nonsensical like spooning your cornbread

And everything that humans are force fed

The Swim Team’s getting views like a porn thread

Because we blow it up like nuclear warheads

Ya’ll the kernels, it’s about to be popcorn

Organic music like a bum with a washboard

I do the dishes while I’m humming avantcore

This evening is for rapping, keep the gun in your sock drawer

Passive listeners, this music is not yours

My crew can chew up every dude in your top four

These other rappers should be doing a lot more

We keep the party rocking, plus we’re doing an encore

And we’ll be keeping your hands up

Gon' brush your shoulders off and sweep off the dandruff

And all party people should stand up

No fence sitting in the house, time to man up