Thinking Mans Nightmare - Nazareth

She’s a thinkin' man’s nightmare

She got quicksand bridal wear

I’m her beach-ballin dan dare

She feels so good

Owner sensational

She’s a mona-wailin' wall

Alligator chainsaw

Feels so good

I didn’t get where I am today

Givin' a dawn about judgement day

Mat be first in line when there’s hell to pay

But I’m a grinnin-sinnin in a million ways:

A thinkin' man’s nightmare

Feels so good

Snake bite creeper

Light house keeper

Reader and weeper

Feels so good

Tuxedo princess

In a home grown red dress

Sleazy, easy access

Feels so good

I didn’t get where I am today

Givin' a dawn about judgement day

I may be the first in line when there’s hell to pay

But I’m a grinnin-sinnin in a million ways:

She’s a thinkin' man’s nightmare

Feels so good

Snake bite creeper, fow lair timeshare

Light house keeper, cocktail light affair

She’s a reader and a weeper, anytime, anywhere

Feels so good

A thinkin' man’s nightmare, tuxedo princess

Quicksand bridal wear, in a home grown red dress

Beach-ballin dan dare, sleazy, easy access

Feels so good, feels so good

Feels so good, feels so good