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I dok čistim mene leđa ne bole!

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Živim brzo, hranim se lako, umirem polako!

Bez tih stvari gura svako, ali ja ne umem tako

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Za Mister propera!

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Oseti svežinu, u pičku materinu!

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Malo direktno, ali je konkretno

Kozmetika vaša čudno se ponaša

Ako smrša se za čas, zašto ne utiče na vas?

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Nemaju stida i nemaju srama

A ti kupuj đubre od njih, retarde!

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Živim sporo, hranim se masno, šta ti nije jasno?

S' društvom pijem, žderem slasno, probaj i ti, nije kasno!

Živim sporo, hranim se masno, šta ti nije jasno?

He has a headache

I sleep best with a contour pillow

But in the morning, when I get up, I don't snore!

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My crate always shines

And while I'm cleaning my back doesn't hurt!

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New products to buy

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Without those things, everyone pushes, but I can't do that

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And while washing your pants, it will save you money!

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A dirty sink is a dick alive

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I'm turning the nine-digit number now

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A little direct, but concrete

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If you lose weight in an hour, why doesn't it affect you?

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They have no shame and no shame

And you buy garbage from them, retards!

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They have no shame and no shame

And you buy firecrackers from them!

I'm turning the nine-digit number now

Let me send them a market inspection!

I live slowly, I eat fat, what is not clear to you?

I drink with friends, I eat deliciously, try it too, it's not too late!

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