Seks i grad - Mortal Kombat

Ovo je priča o četiri metka

I o četiri groba u kojima je kvarljiva roba

Ova nam vest donosi vanredno stanje

Četiri kurve na svetu je manje!

Nemoj da se brineš, Mortal Kombat tu je

I svakog k’o to zasluži njega će da pljuje

Što nas opet dovodi i do priče ove

Zbog koje i dan danas ja imam noćne more!

Kada smo se upoznali, ljubav si mi dala

I zajedno smo godinama, kakva sam budala!

Došla si da živiš kod me', rek’o nema frke!

Al' kad sam video šta radiš, slomio ti ruke!

Jer ti gledaš Seks i grad, one ružne čet'ri kučke!

I, jer gldaš Seks i grad, letećš iz moje kuće!

Al' ti voliš Seks i grad, kako da ti dam na znanje

Da kad gledaš Seks i grad, ti za mene vrediš manje!

Prestao sam da te bijem, jer kako ono kažu?

Da um caruje, tako nešto, nije sad ni važno

Otiš'o sam u Holivud, seo na biciklo

Odlučan da nađem mesto gde je zlo niklo!

Jer da gleda Seks i grad, to doživi svaka žena

I, jer gleda Seks i grad, glupa postane iz trena!

Kunem se u Seks i grad, da pre no što nikne zora

Da taj glupi Seks i grad, ove noći pasti mora!

Jedva sam ih naš'o tamo, nemoj da te čudi

Jer kad one skinu šminku izgledaju ko ljudi

Brzo sam ih pretukao, slabašna je žena

Sa osmehom shvatio sam, kurvi više nema!

Ako hoćeš Seks i grad, mogu slobodno da dišem

Jer da gledaš Seks i grad, nikad više, nikad više!

Otkad nema Seks i grad, ljudska rasa ide više

Jer da gleda Seks i grad!

Nikad više, nikad više, nikad više, nikad više!

Ako hoćeš Seks i grad, mogu slobodno da dišem

Jer da gledaš Seks i grad, nikad više, nikad više!

Otkad nema Seks i grad, ljudska rasa ide više

Jer da gleda Seks i grad!

Nikad više, nikad više, nikad više, nikad više!

This is a story about four bullets

And about four graves in which perishable goods are

This news brings us a state of emergency

There are fewer four whores in the world!

Don't worry, Mortal Kombat is here

And everyone who deserves it will be spit on

Which brings us back to this story

Which is why I still have nightmares today!

When we met, you gave me love

And we've been together for years, what a fool I am!

You came to live with me, he said, no problem!

But when I saw what you were doing, I broke your arms!

Because you watch Sex and the City, those ugly four bitches!

And, because you watch Sex and the City, you fly out of my house!

But you love Sex and the City, let me tell you

Yes, when you watch Sex and the City, you are worth less to me!

I stopped beating you, because what do they say?

It doesn't matter now that the mind reigns, something like that

I went to Hollywood, got on my bike

Determined to find a place where evil has sprung up!

Because to watch Sex and the City, every woman experiences it

And, because she watches Sex and the City, she gets stupid in an instant!

I swear to Sex and the City, before dawn

Yes that stupid Sex and the City must fall tonight!

I barely found them there, don't be surprised

Because when they take off their make-up, they look like people

I beat them up quickly, she's a weak woman

With a smile, I realized, there are no more whores!

If you want Sex and the City, I can breathe freely

Because to watch Sex and the City, never again, never again!

Since there is no Sex and the City, the human race goes more

Because to watch Sex and the City!

Never again, never again, never again, never again!

If you want Sex and the City, I can breathe freely

Because to watch Sex and the City, never again, never again!

Since there is no Sex and the City, the human race goes more

Because to watch Sex and the City!

Never again, never again, never again, never again!