PMS - Mortal Kombat

Sećam se i sada kako deda mi zbori

O zlu nekom drevnom što i sada ljude mori

Svako muško sazna za tu silu mračnu

Onoga trenutka kada stupi u vezu bračnu

Pričam sada tebi da čuvaš se toga

Kada pun je mesec, noć i diluje se droga

PMS se javlja i počinje tad' frka!

Od silne muke shvataš da je bolje da ga drkaš

Kad sa curom budeš ti obrati pažnju

Od nevažne stvari ona pravi važnu

I kada se to desi znaj da tebi spasa nema

Upao u govna jesi, nevreme se sprema!

PMS je obuzima i iz nje on tada priča

Želiš da te sluša, al' od toga nema ništa!

Da uspeš da je smiriš nemaš neke fore

Cele će ti nedelje od pakla biti gore

Za taj virus Bogom proklet objašnjenja nema

Al' prvi put on dođe kad iz cure raste žena

I pamti, svaki mesec, kada gaće se crvene

Budi spreman, uskoro će besnilo da krene!

Al' za ovaj problem nama ima nade

Sigurnu kuću tražimo od vlade!

Kad se PMS pojavi usred tvoga stana

Pakuj kofere i vrati se za nedelju dana!

I still remember my grandfather talking

About an ancient evil that still plagues people

Every man learns about that dark force

The moment he enters into a marital relationship

I'm telling you now to beware of that

When the moon is full, the night and drugs are distributed

PMS appears and then the fuss begins!

You realize from great pain that it is better to jerk off to him

When you're with a girl, you pay attention

From unimportant things she makes important

And when that happens, know that there is no salvation for you

You fell into shit, the storm is coming!

PMS overwhelms her and he talks about it

You want him to listen to you, but there's nothing to it!

You don't have any tricks to calm her down

You'll be worse off from hell all week

There is no explanation for this virus, damn God

But the first time he comes is when a woman grows out of a girl

And he remembers, every month, when his pants turn red

Be ready, the rage will start soon!

But we have hope for this problem

We are asking the government for a safe house!

When PMS shows up in the middle of your apartment

Pack your bags and be back in a week!