Venomous Box Jellyfish - MC Lars

Better not be taking my Lucky Charms!

I’ve got an army of scary creatures

Stop taking yourself so seriously

We put weird effects on the voice, what?

Computer hip-hop

Yo, I’m more deadly than a venomous box jellyfish

My poetry is hella sick and relevant let’s celebrate

Forensic DNA in the way I murder tracks

I’m iller than a killer on death row so watch your back

Like Walt Whitman stacking stanzas damn it’s awesome when it flows

The hip-hop Henry Rollins starting mosh pits at my shows (born this way)

I’m a monster going Gaga do you want to take a ride?

The ghost of Byron talks to me and helps me write my rhymes like

«Dnuorgrednu dedaeh M’i, srewes eht ni gnidih M’i.»

Translation:

«I'm hiding in the sewers, I’m headed underground»

And I’m alive — so glad we both can share this moment

Lack of passion, don’t condone it, like Em said you’ve got to own it

I’m nice like Albert Einstein, a walking talking Stephen Hawking

Dark matter, spit it faster, got these kids at home all rocking

Horris Records — that’s the label — so respect the competition

Still swimmin' at the Y because I’m frugal when I’m winnin'

I’m a venomous box jellyfish!

Box jellyfish!

Box jellyfish, I’m hella sick!

Venomous box jellyfish!

Box jellyfish!

Box jellyfish, I’m hella sick!

Greenpoint, that’s where my girl and I both stay

Grill & Greens — copping lamb pitas like every single day (mmm!)

Peter Pan doughnuts, yo I go nuts for the coffee

Spill it on Moleskin journal — 'cause sometimes I’m kind of sloppy (whoops)

My homie Zak is working on his Phd (get it Zak!)

My homie Mike is working on his Phd (get it Mike!)

I got my masters in MC-ing on these stages

My generation is the greatest someone had to say it

On Monday… I’m writing rhymes

On Tuesday… I’m writing rhymes

On Tuesday… I’m writing rhymes

On Wednesday… I’m writing rhymes

On Thursday… I’m writing rhymes

On Friday… I’m writing rhymes

On Saturday… still writing rhymes

On Sunday… that’s the day I experiment with Logic presets

Up in the New York Public Library I was working on this song

An old man to my right was on YouTube watching music videos and singing along

Then this other guy got real mad and he yelled at the guy like «dude shut up»

They started to fight but a cop broke it up, I kept writing the whole thing was

nuts!

On Sunday… I’m writing rhymes

On Monday… I’m writing rhymes

On Tuesday… I’m writing rhymes

On Wednesday… I’m writing rhymes

On Thursday… I’m watching fights!

On Friday… I’m writing rhymes

On Saturday… I’m writing rhymes

Hey guess what?

Still writing rhymes!

Let the fish breathe on this one

(Jellyfish, jellyfish, jellyfish, jellyfish)

I’m a let the fish breathe on this one

(Jellyfish, jellyfish, jellyfish, jellyfish)