Uncanny - Beefy, MC Lars

Saturday

Let’s go

Wake up

Let’s roll

TV

Cheerios

Remote control

Nine years old and I don’t sleep in

I live for Fox Kids, it’s time for X-Men

Big chair

Sit back

No pants

Relax

Show break

Get snacks

Squeez-Its

Snack packs

Done it before and I’ll do it again

Sit back and strap in, it’s time for X-Men

Ever since I could get out of bed without a parent

I’d be up when it was seven, no alarm, it was inherent

Back when we only needed one remote control

Entire box of Cap’n Crunch inside a giant mixing bowl

Tale Spin, Power Ranger, Darkwing Duck

Never watched the girl shows, no way, those suck

And the ads all stuck, out to make that buck

Still want a Kawasaki Ninja and a Tonka Truck

Not too long with 10 o' clock rolls 'round

Best theme song starts and I hit the ground

Got my head in my hands, hand bones to the elbows

Then I don’t hear a peep cause I’m deep into my shows

Taught diversity and it made ya' think

Plus it’s always so cool when the claws go Shink!

I pretend I got strength and my arms made of metal

Then I toss my little brother baby, Cannonball Special!

Mom and dad can just stay in bed cause

Beast is cool, wanna do just what he does

Hang upside down but then I just bust my head (ow!)

Saturday

Let’s go

Wake up

Let’s roll

TV

Cheerios

Remote control

Nine years old and I don’t sleep in

I live for Fox Kids, it’s time for X-Men

Big chair

Sit back

No pants

Relax

Show break

Get snacks

Squeez-Its

Snack packs

Done it before and I’ll do it again

Sit back and strap in, it’s time for X-Men

I guess when X-men first debuted

It was Halloween morning '92

I was straight blown away by the beat of the song

That Mustin must’ve cleared for this track am I wrong?

Before puberty brought surprising hairs

I’d sit back and relax in my reclining chair

Rogue was beautiful, Storm was electric

Shaking from the sugar high like an apoplectic

I thought fourth grade wouldn’t be so hard

If I just had that hologram Wolverine card

Spider-man comics and MAD Magazine

Dave Berg, Don Martin, true artists, RIP

I learned a lot from that X-Men show

Like how intolerance had to go

Magneto was a jerk, thanks to the Holocaust

Edutainment holler at the hollow boss

Mom and dad can just stay in bed cause

Beast is cool, wanna do just what he does

Hang upside down but then I just bust my head (ow!)

Saturday

Let’s go

Wake up

Let’s roll

TV

Cheerios

Remote control

Nine years old and I don’t sleep in

I live for Fox Kids, it’s time for X-Men

Big chair

Sit back

No pants

Relax

Show break

Get snacks

Squeez-Its

Snack packs

Done it before and I’ll do it again

Sit back and strap in, it’s time for X-Men