Pokémon GO! Rap - MC Lars

Pokémon, Pokémon Go!

Pokémon, Pokémon Go!

Pokémon, Pokémon Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Pokémon, Pokémon Go!

Pokémon, Pokémon Go!

Pokémon, Pokémon Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Pokémon Go, can’t stop when I see 'em

Got kicked out the Holocaust museum

Searching for that Squirtle and that Pikachu

But now I haven’t had a bath in a week or two

Monday on the subway, epic fail

Saw one on the tracks, down by the third rail

Hogging all my data through AT&T

Phone bill last week was at least seven G’s

Found a dead body in the stream by my house

Another homie looking for a Pokémon and drowned

Escape to the past, I’m a 90's kid

IPhone to my face like a giant squid

Grandma’s funeral, staring at the screen

Saw one in the casket, heard my Mom scream

Gotta catch 'em all, won’t stop till I’m done

I play it when I drive 'cause it’s so much fun

Pokémon, Pokémon Go!

Pokémon, Pokémon Go!

Pokémon, Pokémon Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

(Pokémon!)

Pokémon, Pokémon Go!

Pokémon, Pokémon Go!

Pokémon, Pokémon Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

(Ayup)

I got fired from my job, I was busy hunting Pokémon

Walked into a tree?

Now I got a broken arm

I was on my way to march against what the police’ll do

But then I got distracted, I was looking for a Pikachu

Got a call from my sister, said my Mom died

Told her I’d have to call her back, ‘cause I’m trying to get up to level 5

I’ll be walking, heat or snow or lightning in the forecast

I’ll be swimming through a flood if I could get a Snorlax

Pokémon alerts, got me jumping out of bed now

Man I lost my dog but, I also lost ten pounds

(Pokémon, Pokémon Go!)

Will I catch 'em all, man, I just don’t know

But I missed my wedding, I was out here getting

Rare Pokémon behind the convenience store

A PokéStop was a restaurant

And it’s on fire and there’s smoke involved

But I stayed inside and I died

‘Cause I need to get more Poké Balls

I’m Pokémoning while drivin'

It’s okay, I got insurance, I just ran into a tourist

Caught a Pokémon when he was dyin'

I don’t eat, don’t sleep and my phone goes beep

Saw an old lady getting mugged, I was about to help

But these Pokémon across the street ain’t gonna catch themselves!

Pokémon, Pokémon Go!

Pokémon, Pokémon Go!

Pokémon, Pokémon Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Pokémon, Pokémon Go!

Pokémon, Pokémon Go!

Pokémon, Pokémon Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Global warming destroying the planet

Who cares, bro?

Pokemon Go!

Little kids homeless, starving and famished

Who cares, bro?

Pokemon Go!

Donald Trump might actually be the president

Who cares, bro?

Pokemon Go!

They kill black dudes, there’s video evidence

Who cares, bro?

Pokemon Go!

The government is reading all of your texts and emails

Who cares, bro?

Pokemon Go!

In Afghanistan, there’s no school for females

Who cares, bro?

Pokemon Go!

You can buy an AR-15 on the Internet

Who cares, bro?

Pokemon Go!

They tricked everybody under 40 into debt

Who cares, bro?

Pokemon Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Could we stop making this song now?

I’m tryna get some fucking Pokémon

Pokémon, Pokémon Go!

Pokémon, Pokémon Go!

Pokémon, Pokémon Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Pokémon, Pokémon Go!

Pokémon, Pokémon Go!

Pokémon, Pokémon Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Pokémon Go, can’t stop when I see ‘em

Got kicked out the Holocaust museum

Searching for that Squirtle and that Pikachu

But now I haven’t had a bath in a week or two

Monday on the subway, epic fail

Saw one on the tracks, down by the third rail

Hogging all my data through AT&T

Phone bill last week was at least seven G’s

Found a dead body in the stream by my house

Another homie looking for a Pokémon and drowned

Escape to the past, I’m a 90’s kid

IPhone to my face like a giant squid

Grandma’s funeral, staring at the screen

Saw one in the casket, heard my Mom scream

Gotta catch 'em all, won’t stop till I’m done

I play it when I drive 'cause it's so much fun

Pokémon, Pokémon Go!

Pokémon, Pokémon Go!

Pokémon, Pokémon Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

(Pokémon!)

Pokémon, Pokémon Go!

Pokémon, Pokémon Go!

Pokémon, Pokémon Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

(Ayup)

I got fired from my job, I was busy hunting Pokémon

Walked into a tree?

Now I got a broken arm

I was on my way to march against what the police’ll do

But then I got distracted, I was looking for a Pikachu

Got a call from my sister, said my Mom died

Told her I’d have to call her back, ‘cause I’m trying to get up to level 5

I’ll be walking, heat or snow or lightning in the forecast

I’ll be swimming through a flood if I could get a Snorlax

Pokémon alerts, got me jumping out of bed now

Man I lost my dog ​​but, I also lost ten pounds

(Pokémon, Pokémon Go!)

Will I catch 'em all, man, I just don’t know

But I missed my wedding, I was out here getting

Rare Pokémon behind the convenience store

A PokéStop was a restaurant

And it’s on fire and there’s smoke involved

But I stayed inside and I died

‘Cause I need to get more Poké Balls

I’m Pokémoning while drivin '

It’s okay, I got insurance, I just ran into a tourist

Caught a Pokémon when he was dyin '

I don’t eat, don’t sleep and my phone goes beep

Saw an old lady getting mugged, I was about to help

But these Pokémon across the street ain’t gonna catch themselves!

Pokémon, Pokémon Go!

Pokémon, Pokémon Go!

Pokémon, Pokémon Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Pokémon, Pokémon Go!

Pokémon, Pokémon Go!

Pokémon, Pokémon Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Global warming destroying the planet

Who cares, bro?

Pokemon Go!

Little kids homeless, starving and famished

Who cares, bro?

Pokemon Go!

Donald Trump might actually be the president

Who cares, bro?

Pokemon Go!

They kill black dudes, there’s video evidence

Who cares, bro?

Pokemon Go!

The government is reading all of your texts and emails

Who cares, bro?

Pokemon Go!

In Afghanistan, there’s no school for females

Who cares, bro?

Pokemon Go!

You can buy an AR-15 on the Internet

Who cares, bro?

Pokemon Go!

They tricked everybody under 40 into debt

Who cares, bro?

Pokemon Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Could we stop making this song now?

I’m tryna get some fucking Pokémon