Kazoo - Les Claypool

Have you met Kazoo

She’s a beautiful girl

She came from the depths of the greasy underbelly

Of this big brown world

Have you met Kazoo

She’s a dainty little thing

Give her liver crackers and a rub on the belly

And her heart will sing

'Cause Kazoo’s got what all the others want

With long, luxurious nails

And if there’s a spark as you’re strollin' through the park

She’ll be shakin' her tail

Have you met Kazoo

Have you met Kazoo

Have you met Kazoo

Have you met Kazoo

Have you met Kazoo

She’s got a curious smile

When she gets excited you may find it overwhelming

If she pees on the tile

'Cause Kazoo’s got what all the others want

With long, luxurious nails

And if there’s a spark as you’re strollin' through the park

They’ll wanna sniff her tail

Have you met Kazoo

Have you met Kazoo

Have you met Kazoo

Have you met Kazoo